很喪的經典語錄
導語：下面是本站小編收集整理的一些很喪的語錄，讀完後你會發現，我們的生活還是需要正能量的。
01
失敗並不可怕
可怕的是你還相信這句話
Failure is not horrible.
What's horrible is that you believe this.
02
你以爲有錢人很快樂嗎?
他們的快樂你根本想象不到
You think the rich are happy?
No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
03
你們之所以喝雞湯
是因爲肉被別人吃了
You have chicken soup for the soul.
Because someone else already ate the chicken.
04
條條大路通羅馬
而有些人就生在羅馬
All roads lead to Rome.
Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
05
別灰心
人生就是這樣起起落落落落
落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落
Don't be discouraged.
Life is full of ups and downs,
and all the downs after those downs.
06
有些人出現在你的生命裏
是爲了告訴你：你真好騙
Some people come to you in your life
to make you know that you are such an easy target.
07
比一個人吃火鍋更寂寞的是
一個人沒有錢吃火鍋
What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?
That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
08
你不努力一下
怎麼知道什麼叫絕望呢?
If you don't try,
how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
09
男女之間一定有純真的友誼
因爲每一個認識我的女生
都說最多隻能跟我做朋友
There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.
Because every girl I know told me that
we could only be friends.
10
比爾·蓋茨休學創業成了世界首富
但人家休的是哈佛大學
Bill Gates became the richest man
by dropping out of school and starting his own business.
But the school he dropped out is Harvard.
11
不要沒完沒了地修圖
你現實中長得不好看我們都知道
Don't photoshop yourself again and again.
We know you look ugly in reality.
12
你無法用錢買到幸福
因爲你沒有錢
You can't buy happiness with money,
Because you don't have money.
13
最怕你一生碌碌無爲
還安慰自己平凡可貴
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life
and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
14
不要看別人表面上一帆風順
實際上，他們背地裏，也是一帆風順
Some people seem to have everything.
In fact, they do have everything.
15
受夠了又肥又醜的自己嗎?
快去健身房吧，光醜就行了
Tired of being fat and ugly?
Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!
16
你無法叫醒一個不回你消息的`人
但是紅包可以
You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.
But money can.
17
雖然你單身
但你胖若兩人
Though you're single,
you occupy twice the space.
18
好女孩只得到了好字
而漂亮女孩卻得到了所有
A good girl has good reputation.
A pretty girl has everything.
19
愛笑的女生運氣不會太差
說實話，如果一個女生運氣一直不好
我不知道她怎麼笑得出來
A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.
Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
20
像我這種連名牌都不認識幾個的人
有時候連別人在炫富都感覺不到
With such limited knowledge of brands,
I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.
21
當你覺得自己又醜又窮、一無是處時
別絕望，因爲至少你的判斷還是對的
If you feel ugly, poor and useless,
don't be devastated.
At least you have good judgement.
22
喜歡一個人就去表白
萬一成備胎了呢
If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.
There's a chance that you become the Plan B.
23
哪有什麼選擇困難症
還不是因爲窮
There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.
You are just being poor.
24
你只知道人家化妝比你好看
卻不知道，她們卸了妝
不僅比你好看，皮膚還吹彈可破
You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.
What you don't know is:
underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.
25
爲什麼總是天妒英才呢?
因爲沒人管笨蛋活多久
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?
Because no one bother caring about idiots.
26
當上帝給你關上一扇門
他還會順便把窗子也一起關了
When God closes a door for you,
he'd close the windows all together.
27
一些人常會被罵，說每天像豬一樣愛睡懶覺
真的是太委屈了，豬都比你起得早
Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.
That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
28
學校的廁所爲什麼放鏡子?
是爲了讓你知道：人醜就要多讀書
Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?
Because they want you to know:
with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
29
人生很多事，終究會隨着時間好起來
比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就變好胖
Things do get improved as time goes by.
For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
30
這段日子迷茫又黑暗
撐過去了會有下一個黑暗等着你
Days are dark and troubled now.
Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.
